03/02/24 - The user (must be registered) that posts the highest effort, genre-defining, A24 produced soyjak during March will be rewarded with a rangeban of either Mexico or Italy for the month of April, along with another prize which will be revealed after the winner is determined. Use the tag italy_vs_mexico to submit your work, and only submissions made after March 1st 2024 will be considered.
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01/30/24 - We had to go back in time by a few days because of server stuff.
>why yes, a meth hobo's tree fort made of shower curtain rods, aluminum foil, and tent poles DID launch on a rocket 1000x smaller than von braun calculated
>yes, it DID fly through the vacuum of space and the van allen belts through dust particles travelling 1000 times faster than a bullet and instantaneous temperature shifts of 600+ degrees fahrenheit
>it DID then slow down in orbit around the moon, detach, and land without kicking up a single speck of dust
>the astronauts then DID unfold a buggy over half the size of the entire module, play golf, drive around, recors a live TV broadcast and hold a realtime landline phone call with the president of the united states
>the astronauts DID program a camera to pan up perfectly as they got back in and left despite never being to the moon before and not knowing the launch conditions or wether it was even possible
>they DID then redock with the other module flying at hundreds of miles per hour and fly back to earth and crash into the ocean just beneath an airplane that was there for uhhh practice
>they DID repeat this 10 more times with new bone chilling gimmicks to inceease viewer count
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