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01/30/24 - We had to go back in time by a few days because of server stuff.
Chud2: Janusz Gzergzogow finishes posting, chuckling to himself. "Heh, this will show those vatniggers!", he exclaims out loud, catching the attention of the Brit who suddenly slams the door of his bathroom, catching the Polish plumber slacking off. "OI! I TOUT I TOULD JEW TU CLEEN DE FOOKIN TOILET M8! OI DIDN' SPEND ME LOST PEWNDS JUST FOR YEW TO FOOKIN SLECK OUF YA WANKAH! GEWT TU FOOKIN WO'K BEFOUR OI SLEM YER ROSH'N FOYS IN!", the fat British man exclaims, blinded by the Pole's bald head reflecting the cheap LED bathroom bulb straight into his eyes. "B-But I-I'm not R-Rus-". "DID OI STUTTAH M8? CLEEN DE FOOKIN TOILET, FOR FUHK'S SEK!", the Pole gets interrupted mid-speech, not noticing he's wet himself out of fear of the fat Norf man's sheer vocal capabilities only interruptions of the Norf FC vs, Souf FC live broadcast can invoke. The overweight British man slams the door behind him, leaving the Pole in tears and in need of new undergarments.
plunge the eyeballs out
beat the shit out with plunger's handle if it's heavy enough
shove the plunger up the throat so they choke
shove the plunger up the ass so hard their organs are ruptured and they die from internal bleeding
plunge the eyeballs out
beat the shit out with plunger's handle if it's heavy enough
shove the plunger up the throat so they choke
shove the plunger up the ass so hard their organs are ruptured and they die from internal bleeding
i mean, not that hard to figure out