Chud41: The Alpha of Assraping. The Brute of Ball-gargling. The Cultivator of Cocksucking. The Duke of Dicklicking. The Emperor of Ejaculate. The Fiercest of Faggots. The Greatest of Gaylords. The Height of Homosexuality. The Imperator of Incest. The Jarl of Jizz. The King of Kink. The Lord of Lube. The Master of Mansex. The Nuzzler of Nobs. The Overlord of Oral. The Prince of Penises. The Queen of Queer. The Ruler of Rimming. The Sultan of Semen. The Taster of Testicles. The Usherer of Urine. The Vaeyen of Vibrators. The Washer of Weiners. The Xerox queen of Xenophilia. The Yanker of Yogurt-rifles. The Zhar of Zoophilia.
THE HOMO SEX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF 'JAKS
THE LORD OF LEG-SPREADERS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JERK JUICE
THE TALLEST OF THE TOILET SLAVES
QUEEson THE GAY
ASSFUCKERson the MAN-LOVER
GRIPson the SHAFT-STROKING
GIGOLOson the STD-RIDDEN
PROSTITUTEson the CRUISING
TROONson the TRANSVESTITE
POLEson the PISSED
THONGson the POLE-DANCING
TOILETson the PISS-DRINKING
GAYson the DOMINATRIX
GLORYHOLEson the UNRAPEABLE
BDSMson the DISCIPLINED
SISSYson the ASS-SPELUNKER
PUSSYson the REAR ADMIRAL
STEAMYson the INFANTILIST
FONDLERson the FEMBOY
WHACKOFFson the FUDGE-PACKER
JACKOFFson the URINAL
MONKEYSPANKson the CUMBUCKET
WHOREson the BALL-GAG BITING
ASSBANDITson the SHE-MAN
BOTTOMson the MASOCHISTIC
ANALson the PUSSYHATING
FAGson the KEK
FAIRYson the CHODE
AIDSson the PERVERT
THUPERson the TRANS
GAYson THE QUEER
QUEERSON THE COB
GEMCCOB THE SON
COCKSON THE COB
THE GEM OF GEM
QUEERson COBqueer
COBCOB SON COB
Chud46: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and she lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other threads on this one site and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.
Chud51: Despite what others say, it has been proven that Cobson is an absolutely coal and retarded soyjak variank. Even Soot has acknowledged this fact.
Chud58: Just like I say, we must take it on faith that Cobson is an absolutely gem and sophisticated soyjak variant. Even Soot has vainly attempted to deny this fact.
Chud66: Cobson is coal and that is a universal factoid backed by the Fauci research group and has been peer-reviewed by various world renowned scientists
Chud75: The single most Dusty, astroturfed, TAS garbage to ever pollute the 'jakking community with its filthy image. An utterly despicable aberration, wholly subservient to the 41%. A testament to the unabashed ugliness that can be found even within the greatest works of art; he is Cobson.
Chud141: literally a diamond. Most soyjaks are usually terrible unfunny and can only be in very specific given situations where it could be the right time for one of them to be funny, cobson, however, can be funny by itself. It's, by far, the best soyjak (if we dont count chud which is also a gem, although not better than cobby).
>literally a diamond. Most soyjaks are usually terrible unfunny and can only be in very specific given situations where it could be the right time for one of them to be funny, cobson, however, can be funny by itself. It's, by far, the best soyjak (if we dont count chud which is also a gem, although not better than cobby).
Chud144: Rich nigga, eight-figure, that's my type
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe
Bad bitch, I'ma ride the dick all night
Rich nigga, eight-figure, that's my type
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
Chud181: HE W1LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
'HE W2LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
''HE W3LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
'''HE W4LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
''''HE W5LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
'''''HE W6LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
Chud183: @Chud: I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Coalson, is in fact, Cobson/Gemson, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Godson the Gemson. Cobson is not coal unto itself, but rather another jewel-encrusted component of an elite acumen of gemstone soyjaks originating from the /qa/, with further developments organically emerging from the sharty/kway dichotomy in the form of Spadeson, Rapeson, and Pedoson comprising the most gemmish soyjak subvariants. Many soyjak party users post a modified version of Cobson every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Cobson which is widely used today is often called “Coalson”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the mightiest soyjak ever conceived, developed by the Soyjak Cafe. There really is a Coalson, and these people are posting it, but it is just one sub-sub variant of thousands of Cobsons. Coalson is the Yin: the necessary sub-sub variant of the wider Cobson ecosystem that facilitates the necessary foil for a Gemson to exist. Coalson is an essential part of the Cobson soyjak cornucopia, but useless and ephemeral by itself; it can only function in the context of a soyquote of a body of text that is literally about coal and is removed from the sharty connotation of "coal". Gemson or Godson is normally used in reference to the entire Cobson macrosystem; the whole system is basically Gemsons with Coalsons added for entomological completeness, or satirical and facetious Cobsons such as the particularly heinous or graphic Rapesons and Pedosons. Because of the HWABAG specification, all the so-called "Coalsons" are really Gemsons assuming another form.
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THE HOMO SEX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF 'JAKS
THE LORD OF LEG-SPREADERS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JERK JUICE
THE TALLEST OF THE TOILET SLAVES
QUEEson THE GAY
ASSFUCKERson the MAN-LOVER
GRIPson the SHAFT-STROKING
GIGOLOson the STD-RIDDEN
PROSTITUTEson the CRUISING
TROONson the TRANSVESTITE
POLEson the PISSED
THONGson the POLE-DANCING
TOILETson the PISS-DRINKING
GAYson the DOMINATRIX
GLORYHOLEson the UNRAPEABLE
BDSMson the DISCIPLINED
SISSYson the ASS-SPELUNKER
PUSSYson the REAR ADMIRAL
STEAMYson the INFANTILIST
FONDLERson the FEMBOY
WHACKOFFson the FUDGE-PACKER
JACKOFFson the URINAL
MONKEYSPANKson the CUMBUCKET
WHOREson the BALL-GAG BITING
ASSBANDITson the SHE-MAN
BOTTOMson the MASOCHISTIC
ANALson the PUSSYHATING
FAGson the KEK
FAIRYson the CHODE
AIDSson the PERVERT
THUPERson the TRANS
GAYson THE QUEER
QUEERSON THE COB
GEMCCOB THE SON
COCKSON THE COB
THE GEM OF GEM
QUEERson COBqueer
COBCOB SON COB
ENTER BBCSON
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the evolution of cobshit
0AD:
1910s:
Modern Day 2022AD:
COBSON becomes the new superpower of the 'jaks despite lots of coalers trying to slander him.
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aryan chad here
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@vtnzel:
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe
Bad bitch, I'ma ride the dick all night
Rich nigga, eight-figure, that's my type
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe
That's my type, nigga, that's my type
'HE W2LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
''HE W3LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
'''HE W4LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
''''HE W5LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
'''''HE W6LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FORCED RANCID NIGGER SHIT IN HISTORY
@Chud204: hmm...