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Chud1: 1000 squirrels and 4 titansons. the titansons are incredibly powerful beasts who will take forever to topple. both the trannies and the chuds would kill themselves and/or be generally useless, so you dont want them. dont underestimate how much a THOUSAND squirreljaks is, especially considering their feats.
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SoiEnjoi: Squirreljaks canonically can use spears and bows, not picking them is a death sentence
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Chud2: 41 out of the 100 trannyjaks would kill themselves before they can kill you
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Chud3: 1000 squirrels and 1 chudjak. the squirrels swarm the other jaks while chud picks them off with his AR.
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Chud4: 1000 squirrels and 2 knights
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Chud5: 1000 squirrels is the obvious choice. For the other one I’m going with the 6 fazjaks. The springlock suits should be able to withstand Chudjak’s AR fire and they can overpower humans pretty easily
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Chud6: squirreljaks must be nerfed to 200 they're too strong
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Chud7: @Anonymous: there's 163 'jaks and 1000 squirrels. that means there's around 6.1 squirrels to 1 'jak. if there were only 200 squirrels, there would only be 1.2 squirrels per 'jak, which is such a weak ratio that picking the squirrels would be suicidal. 1000 is a fair number.
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Chud8: I think squirreljaks are overrated, just because they are large in numbers doesn't mean they'll easily overwhelm the attackers because they're squirrels afterall. I think 25 etbjaks would be a lot more stronger since they're human and have the unstable strength of schizophrenia. Along 15 ominous swedes.
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Chud9: @Anonymous: squirrels are still viable though. imagine 6 squirrels biting and scratching and crawling all over you. Sure they wouldn't kill you, but you would be too distracted to defend yourself from chudjak as he takes aim with his rifle.
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Chud10: @SoiEnjoi: spbp tsmt howevermoreorless
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Chud11: 1 chudjak and 1000 squirreljaks easily. The squirreljaks will overwhelm the weaker enemies while chudjak can simply gun down anyone that survives the squirreljak onslaught.
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Chud12: Chudjak would be useless. He probably never shot a gun before and can't hit the broadside of a barn with his chud-15
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Chud13: I'd rather pick ferals with knights. Chud has limited ammo and the squirrels wouldn't last long.
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Chud14: @Anonymous: chudjak is based on patrick crusius, who killed 23 people. I don't think his aim is a problem.
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Chud15: You don't pick the 1000 squirrels to kill the enemies, you pick the 1000 squirrels so they don't kill you. Let's say you picked the 4 titans and 2 knights, even just 100-200 squirrels would be able to overwhelm the titans or atleast keep them busy, and maybe 25-50 to do the same with the knights. That means between 450-900 squirrels are fighting your army while the rest of the 100 are attacking you.
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Chud16: @Anonymous: you are talking about a fucking SQUIRREL they're small af, knight and a feral would easily rampage through them even if they're coming in waves. It takes but a bare hand to kill a squirrel now imagine a sword plowing through them and schizos rage
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Chud17: squirrel and chud
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Chud18: @Anonymous: the chudjak was trained by CIA though
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Chud19: x4? bitch all you need is 1 PERFECTson
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Chud20: @Anonymous: WRONG. Maybe a knight can take out a squirrel on his own, but if you had even six squirrels it’s a losing battle. You can’t focus on each squirrel since another will attack you as you try to go in
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Chud21: Arkansasjak with his jar of nuts would distract the squirrels making them useless THOUGH
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Chud22: The only correct answer is to pick two with ears - the rest won't hear you coming.
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Chud23: 1x Post #11710
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2000x Post #102

>not on the list

Post #450
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Chud24: @Chud: angry dust coaler die out
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Chud25: @Chud: happy soulstone gemmer live on