03/02/24 - The user (must be registered) that posts the highest effort, genre-defining, A24 produced soyjak during March will be rewarded with a rangeban of either Mexico or Italy for the month of April, along with another prize which will be revealed after the winner is determined. Use the tag italy_vs_mexico to submit your work, and only submissions made after March 1st 2024 will be considered.
02/06/24 - Hand-picked gems from the booru and the party - https://t.me/thedailyjak
01/30/24 - We had to go back in time by a few days because of server stuff.
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YaroslavTV: Lyrics:
When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry
On all the boards barely any real thread survived
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
Each one a little longer than the one before
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
And on the lazy days
There's NAS coal on the 'log today
The website's down, it's gone away
The day we are awaiting
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Until I make all those trannies ack
Until I make myself a gem
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Until the whole board is destroyed
The jannies will never ban me
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
If the party's down, then I don't know
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
(okay!)
When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry
On all the boards barely any real thread survived
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
Each one a little longer than the one before
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
And on the lazy days
There's NAS coal on the 'log today
The website's down, it's gone away
The day we are awaiting
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Until I make all those trannies ack
Until I make myself a gem
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Until the whole board is destroyed
The jannies will never ban me
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
If the party's down, then I don't know
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
(okay!)