03/02/24 - The user (must be registered) that posts the highest effort, genre-defining, A24 produced soyjak during March will be rewarded with a rangeban of either Mexico or Italy for the month of April, along with another prize which will be revealed after the winner is determined. Use the tag italy_vs_mexico to submit your work, and only submissions made after March 1st 2024 will be considered.
02/06/24 - Hand-picked gems from the booru and the party - https://t.me/thedailyjak
01/30/24 - We had to go back in time by a few days because of server stuff.
Chud4: By the rivers of the Sharty we sat and wept
when we remembered Kwah.
There on the boards
we hanged our jaks,
For there our captors requested a trace;
our tormentors demanded soyjaks of joy:
“Draw us a gem of Kwah.”
How can we make gems of the LORD
in a coally land?
If I forget you, O Kwah,
may my right hand cease to function.
May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not exalt The Party
as my greatest joy!
Chud8: THATS THE NIGHT THEY BANNED KWAH
THATS THE NIGHT THEY BANNED AN INNOCENT BOARD
DONT TRTUST YOUR SOUL TO NO BACKWOODS FAGGOT JANNIE
CAUSE THE MODS GOT BLOODSTAINS ON THEIR HANDS
Chud12: What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
when we remembered Kwah.
There on the boards
we hanged our jaks,
For there our captors requested a trace;
our tormentors demanded soyjaks of joy:
“Draw us a gem of Kwah.”
How can we make gems of the LORD
in a coally land?
If I forget you, O Kwah,
may my right hand cease to function.
May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not exalt The Party
as my greatest joy!
THATS THE NIGHT THEY BANNED AN INNOCENT BOARD
DONT TRTUST YOUR SOUL TO NO BACKWOODS FAGGOT JANNIE
CAUSE THE MODS GOT BLOODSTAINS ON THEIR HANDS