03/02/24 - The user (must be registered) that posts the highest effort, genre-defining, A24 produced soyjak during March will be rewarded with a rangeban of either Mexico or Italy for the month of April, along with another prize which will be revealed after the winner is determined. Use the tag italy_vs_mexico to submit your work, and only submissions made after March 1st 2024 will be considered.
02/06/24 - Hand-picked gems from the booru and the party - https://t.me/thedailyjak
01/30/24 - We had to go back in time by a few days because of server stuff.
Chud7: Take an argensimian, soft its insides by roundhouse kicking him into the concrete. Then put him gently in a wok. Stir fry him until its skin gets a nice dark brown shade. There's no need to use butter or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and greasy enough. At this point you can spice it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun.
Chud11: Take an cumskin, soft its insides by running him river by a combine harvester. Then put him gently in an ice cream machine. Run the ice machine him until its skin gets a nice
creamy white shade. There's no need to use milk or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and pasty enough. At this point you can sprinkle it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun
creamy white shade. There's no need to use milk or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and pasty enough. At this point you can sprinkle it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun