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>Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

>The fruitjak ridge with his big booty rounds

>When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

>And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

>Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

>But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

>Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

>When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

>And he started beating up the Swedish winner

>Then they both got shredded by the 'Cobmower spinner

>But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

>Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

>And took a TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

>And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

>But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

>Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see

>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


>Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

>Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

>And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

>But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

>And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

>When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

>But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

>Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

>Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his behind

>And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

>'Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

>But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

>Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

>While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

>They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

>Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see

>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

>This is the ultimate soyduel


>Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

>Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

>Who delivered a kick which could make you ACK

>Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

>Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

>With Cobson disguised as 6x9ine of rap fame

>But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

>And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


>THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

>AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

>AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TROONIE

>AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

>CLASSIC, PERRO, VINLUV, AND CAPTAIN COALER

>CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

>MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

>GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND SOPRANO!

>ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

>AND THEY QOUTED DR. SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

>IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

>WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

>The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

>Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

>The last post stood, the rest saw their better

>Baby Jacobson in a poop-stained diaper


>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see

>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

>This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

>This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny